Sexy mermen and mermaids
The mythology of mermaid sex is as mysterious as the majestic sea-creature itself. How does one have sex with these alluring beings of the sea? We attempt to answer the love riddle out with a little help from pop culture. Can't live with 'em because they breathe underwater, duh can't figure out how to have sex with them. The human mind has been wrapped up in the eternal mermaid conundrum ever since — as legend has it — sailors tired of having sex with manatees and dugongs and began fantasizing that their sea beasts had lady parts on top. I have no idea this is true, but one night this popped up on a horrifying show called Manswers , where they were trying to answer what animal vagina is most like a human woman's, as you do.
Chanel. Age: 28. Height: 179 cm. Weight: 58 kg. Bust:B. 1 Hour: 150$. About myself: True girl next door, willing to please, looking forward to spending time with you really soon.
Consider the Merman
Merpeople! Mermaids and Mermen
Jump to navigation. We are in the mermaid era. Mermaids are making a splash, appearing in beauty products, as a profession , and in a recent batch of movies and books. Though mermaids have long been the domain of young girls, adult pop culture offers the opportunity to explore their symbolism, wrapped in death, sexual desire, and impossibility. Her father already dislikes this, and when Ariel falls in love, he is even angrier at her wish to leave the sea for good. We see the same fear in films about real girls like Real Women Have Curves , The Virgin Suicides , and more recently in the acclaimed Turkish film Mustang
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We contend that Mermaids aren't real no matter how many of those weird documentaries on the History Channel say they are! We need ireffutable proof This is remarkable!
It's best to refer to any half-human, half-fish being as a "merperson" until you know how they self-identify. Merpeople are very gender-fluid, but usually they fall into the categories of mermaids, mermen and male mermaids. Merpeople have genitalia similar to ours except on their front, with their anuses right above their private parts.
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